By: you

you — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:35:27 +0000

times of the month wtf? no wonder you hate men

i hate them too but
buy a new cliche

By: Einstein Jackson

Einstein Jackson — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:49:13 +0000

Let’s see what I learned:

1: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Lesson: That what adults ask kids, usually followed by a boisterous “Chuckie Cheese!” You’re a child.

2: Wow! Look at you!
Lesson: You’re ugly and know it. Possibly fat and ugly.

3: Here’s my paycheck.
Lesson: You’re a prostitute.

4: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Lesson: Yep, you’re fat.

5: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
Lesson: You got fat because you lay around eating in your bedclothes. You’re lazy.

6: Here, have some wine. Here, have some wine. Here, have some wine. Here, have some wine. Here, have some wine.
Lesson: You’re a drunk.

You’re a childish, ugly, fat, lazy, drunken whore. Thanks for the insight into your “psyche.”