I HATE MEN

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1. Hahaha! Betterwoman, those were hilarious! I’m going to write those down to tell my friends. A few of them seemed a little off, though. My boyfriend says a lot of those things, but he doesn’t push for sex if I ask him not to.

   1. sabe on March 2nd, 2008 at 9:16 pm

2. Women’s English

   I’m hungry = Although I don’t actually plan to have sex with you, could you pay for my food?
   I’m sleepy = I know I said we’d have sex, but I was lying so that you’d buy me things.
   I’m tired = I know I said we’d have sex, but I was lying so that you’d buy me things.
   Nice shoes = Let’s have sex now.
   I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
   What’s wrong? = Shit, the only thing that upsets a man enough to show is being cuckolded. I hope you haven’t checked the voicemail yet…
   Of course I’ll dance with you = I’d like to have sex with you.
   Here’s my number = Let’s have sex sometime.
   Sure I’ll go to the movies = I’d like to have sex with you.
   Of couse you can take me out to dinner = Free money AND free sex, why wouldn’t I?
   Of course I’ll marry you = I can finally stop dieting and working out; now I can blackmail you financially into staying with me.
   I’d love a massage = Even though a massage is a very sexual act, and you obviously want to have sex, I’m going to pretend I don’t know this and merely accept, with no plans for intercourse.
   Let’s talk = I’d like to have sex with you.
   This comment is a crude and obvious flame = I’m a lesbian.

   2. anon on February 5th, 2008 at 8:01 am