Comments on: Men’s English http://www.ihatemen.org/mens-english/ The Most Factually Correct Site On-line Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:17:03 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: PetulantPoetess http://www.ihatemen.org/mens-english/comment-page-1/#comment-3267 PetulantPoetess Sun, 16 Nov 2008 09:08:43 +0000 http://www.ihatemen.org/?p=26#comment-3267 money= security. after all who needs dicks these days when u got dildos. lesbians have more fun-DONT YOU DENY IT..ALL MEN HAVE FANTASISED ABOUT LESBIANS AT ONE POINT IN THEIR LIFE (in reality lesbians much prefer sexual activities without a third male party..all they do is spoil the fun). If it makes men feel better, then take a whore out! after all they're paid for sex =) Even though a massage is a very sexual act, and you obviously want to have sex, I’m going to pretend I don’t know this and merely accept, with no plans for intercourse.- sex with an unwilling partner constitutes as rape does it not!!?!?! 0.o can finally stop dieting and working out; now I can blackmail you financially into staying with me.- hmm and I thought it was men who get fatter and lazier after marriage. single women have longer lifespans than married women. The opposite is true for men (scientific fact alert!*) why not try it with animals? I hear theyre free and always willing. They moan louder too! money= security. after all who needs dicks these days when u got dildos. lesbians have more fun-DONT YOU DENY IT..ALL MEN HAVE FANTASISED ABOUT LESBIANS AT ONE POINT IN THEIR LIFE (in reality lesbians much prefer sexual activities without a third male party..all they do is spoil the fun). If it makes men feel better, then take a whore out! after all they’re paid for sex =)

Even though a massage is a very sexual act, and you obviously want to have sex, I’m going to pretend I don’t know this and merely accept, with no plans for intercourse.- sex with an unwilling partner constitutes as rape does it not!!?!?! 0.o

can finally stop dieting and working out; now I can blackmail you financially into staying with me.- hmm and I thought it was men who get fatter and lazier after marriage. single women have longer lifespans than married women. The opposite is true for men (scientific fact alert!*)

why not try it with animals? I hear theyre free and always willing. They moan louder too!

]]> By: sabe http://www.ihatemen.org/mens-english/comment-page-1/#comment-1566 sabe Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:16:12 +0000 http://www.ihatemen.org/?p=26#comment-1566 Hahaha! Betterwoman, those were hilarious! I'm going to write those down to tell my friends. A few of them seemed a little off, though. My boyfriend says a lot of those things, but he doesn't push for sex if I ask him not to. Hahaha! Betterwoman, those were hilarious! I’m going to write those down to tell my friends. A few of them seemed a little off, though. My boyfriend says a lot of those things, but he doesn’t push for sex if I ask him not to.

]]> By: anon http://www.ihatemen.org/mens-english/comment-page-1/#comment-1397 anon Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:01:03 +0000 http://www.ihatemen.org/?p=26#comment-1397 Women's English I'm hungry = Although I don't actually plan to have sex with you, could you pay for my food? I'm sleepy = I know I said we'd have sex, but I was lying so that you'd buy me things. I'm tired = I know I said we'd have sex, but I was lying so that you'd buy me things. Nice shoes = Let's have sex now. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? What's wrong? = Shit, the only thing that upsets a man enough to show is being cuckolded. I hope you haven't checked the voicemail yet... Of course I'll dance with you = I'd like to have sex with you. Here's my number = Let's have sex sometime. Sure I'll go to the movies = I'd like to have sex with you. Of couse you can take me out to dinner = Free money AND free sex, why wouldn't I? Of course I'll marry you = I can finally stop dieting and working out; now I can blackmail you financially into staying with me. I'd love a massage = Even though a massage is a very sexual act, and you obviously want to have sex, I'm going to pretend I don't know this and merely accept, with no plans for intercourse. Let's talk = I'd like to have sex with you. This comment is a crude and obvious flame = I'm a lesbian. Women’s English

I’m hungry = Although I don’t actually plan to have sex with you, could you pay for my food?
I’m sleepy = I know I said we’d have sex, but I was lying so that you’d buy me things.
I’m tired = I know I said we’d have sex, but I was lying so that you’d buy me things.
Nice shoes = Let’s have sex now.
I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
What’s wrong? = Shit, the only thing that upsets a man enough to show is being cuckolded. I hope you haven’t checked the voicemail yet…
Of course I’ll dance with you = I’d like to have sex with you.
Here’s my number = Let’s have sex sometime.
Sure I’ll go to the movies = I’d like to have sex with you.
Of couse you can take me out to dinner = Free money AND free sex, why wouldn’t I?
Of course I’ll marry you = I can finally stop dieting and working out; now I can blackmail you financially into staying with me.
I’d love a massage = Even though a massage is a very sexual act, and you obviously want to have sex, I’m going to pretend I don’t know this and merely accept, with no plans for intercourse.
Let’s talk = I’d like to have sex with you.
This comment is a crude and obvious flame = I’m a lesbian.

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