I HATE MEN

I would like to thank Maggie from the Boston Phoenix for filling me in about one of the Top 10 in their annual survey of THE 100 UNSEXIEST MEN OF THE YEAR.

The Boston Phoenix staff has taken much time, and careful calculations to determine exactly who are the unsexiest men of 2008.

Now these men are more than just unsexy, some can truly be considered scum of the Earth. They ARE the MEN WE HATE…hypocrites, liars, big mouth egotist, cheaters, burly fat slobs, frauds, and down right repugnant men, if we can even call them men…

Some of these men may or may not be considered physically unappealing (some are even attractive), but most have displayed unacceptable behavior, characteristics, values, motives, and some are just plain dumb.

The Top 10 UNSEXIEST MEN OF THE YEAR

10. PEREZ HILTON - YENTA SKEEZE

9. ELIOT SPITZER - THE LUV GUV

Oh, Client 9: what big ears you have! And you know what they say, right? The bigger a man’s ears . . . the more he spends on hookers! The ex-governor wasn’t exactly a New York sex symbol, even when he was beating the pants off Wall Street crooks. Now that the FBI’s got his pay-to-lay madame on a wiretap calling him “difficult” and revealing his predilection for riding bareback with prostitutes, it’s safe to say that he’s significantly reduced his potential partner pool to a handful of revenge-seeking men looking for payback in cellblock D.

8. DR. PHIL - TOUCHY FEELER

7. RYAN SEACREST - AMERICAN IDIOT

6. MAHMOUD AHMADINEJAD - PERSIAN PINHEAD

5. LOU DOBBS - BORDER BULLY

4. TOM CRUISE - MAD SCIENTOLOGIST

3. LARRY CRAIG - SENATOR “GLORY, GLORY HOLE I’LL DO YA”

2. SPENCER PRATT - MTV’S LOSER HILLS-BILLY

1. ROGER CLEMENS - ROID-RAGING ROCKET

Thanks again Maggie.  Eliot Spitzer definitely deserves to be in The Top 100 Unsexiest Men of 2008. 

Well at least we know that all those men going at him in cellblock D will gladly meet without objection Spitzer desire to go bareback.  Now, I wonder how Spitzer will feel when the bareback rider will be on him?