I HATE MEN

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1. Men slag women off but WE can live without THEM, there the one’s that come crawling back to us.
   Men are just angry because they have there sex organ’s hanging off their lower torso and ours are all tucked in.
   Men’s brains are constantly on the Snail Trail unless you mention Sex or Food, then they wake up.
   Plus did you know that men are twice as likely to kill their selves over the death of a partner then a woman is, we just get on with life, they crumble.
   Men cannot give birth as they are a much weaker sex, THEY come out of OUR pussy.
   Plus men always act macho because their so weak and feel the need to constantly show off their masculinity.
   Men are more likely to kill them selves and have mental illness as they can’t cope once they leave mummy or their wife.
   Men aspire to the likes of Homer Simpson and Hulk Hogan, it isn’t a great gender to be,-male that is.
   Well there not all mentally sound anyway’s, a little slower.
   The way to deal with men is, in small doses, few and far between.
   Just get what you want from them and show them who is boss,
   men are like dog’s or retarded children, they need rule’s and guidelines it makes them feel secure.
   Look at the state of the worlds governments you cannot deny men are to blame.
   All brawn and no brain.
   I rest my case.

   1. ava on January 3rd, 2009 at 6:05 pm

2. Oh yeah and a few of us can piss standing up. But then again you wouldnt know HAHAHA…I mean who the fuck sits at public toilets these days euuchh!

   2. Absinthe on November 16th, 2008 at 4:33 am

3. Yeah but mike u keep comin’ back for the vagina dont cha *winks*

   3. Maria Skodolovska on November 16th, 2008 at 4:31 am

4. Hahaha, it’s soo true, men do only think with one of their heads, the one in their trousers, i should know as i’m one of those men!! love women, love p*ssy too much!

   4. Raj G on November 15th, 2008 at 3:10 am

5. Hahahaha! Men are so much more like animals than women are, it’s untrue

   5. Jess on October 19th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

6. Women are a godamn joke they do nothing but bitch all the time they are always talking about how bad men suck but honestly women are always moody, bitchy, complaining, unhappy and always nagging. Women have nothing better to do than talk bad about men but in all reality you women are the real shitty ones. Do yourselves a favor and go wash your stank pussies

   6. mike on October 12th, 2008 at 6:00 pm

7. LOL! Just listin to these unintelligent dellusional “men”.
   Men’s brains are obviously smaller. There isn’t much room in there for much else.

   7. Jessica on October 2nd, 2008 at 9:30 am

8. these men are for reals pigs. but no im sure there are 1 in 100 good men out there. from every culture race color we are all individualls but one thing is for certain most all men have the same thing in common they lye rediculously cheat constantly and they of course try to make themselves feel better but attempting to make us feel like crap. i have 4 wonderful boys and they will treat thier women with the upmost respect if not appreciated then they can walk away and my baby girl will never settle for less then what she diserves and then some. and no we don’t need them i take good care of my babys without the support of a man thank ya very much

   8. tt on September 22nd, 2008 at 10:51 am

9. Die you fat bitch men are better women are the slobs and self carring you are the weeker sex without me you can not survive I have to give you everything you ride on my fucking coat tales I love to mutalate womens genitals and it is very easy to do actualy I just killed 1 the other day like that but she wasnt a women yet she was just 13 well she was on the rag when I didnt but boy you should have seen the blood she was screaming o yea.

   9. Anonymous on August 13th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

10. Too bad women are just as bad (also, way to steal a joke made on women. Seriously, kudos).

    You fucking wish you could piss standing up, and women think about sex just as much as men, if not more. It’s human nature.

    However, I can only assume you believe that it’s because of “DA MANZ” that women enjoy cock. Enjoy your delusions.

    10. Anonymous on March 2nd, 2008 at 9:00 pm

11. interesting, shame this was originally done of the female brain and this isn’t original work. whoops, grow an imagination. We can all throw stereotypes around its very easy. Guess what, I actually enjoy no “ball sports” maybe you should increase my dangerous pursuits gland or something, anyway yeah men think about sex, but you can’t kid me, women do just as much, and its ok, you can admit that, your human its in your nature.

    as for the toilet aiming thing, thats just funny, no really it is. and whats this your saying men can drive, i’ll agree to that. but congrats keep setreotyping, who knows maybe a few biggots will agree with you.

    it wouldn’t surprise me to see you censor me, so go ahead and prove me right.

    11. daniel on February 10th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

12. I love your analogy of the man’s brain. You do need to revise it to add being a total slob and “what’s in it for me”. Otherwise, I think you hit the nail on the head. Kudos!

    12. indygurl on May 5th, 2007 at 10:21 am