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12:15 pm in 'All About Men' Jokes, Just For Women Jokes by Riley

Unlike men, I would like to show that women can take it, just as much as we can dish it out…us women have a sense of humor! Enjoy.

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If Men Got Pregnant…

10:05 pm in Just For Women Jokes by Riley

Maternity leave would last two years… with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s 1 health problem.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.

Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

Women would rule the world!!

by Riley

13 Things PMS Stands For:

12:18 pm in Just For Women Jokes by Riley

  1. Pass My Shotgun
  2. Psychotic Mood Shift
  3. Perpetual Munching Spree
  4. Puffy Mid-Section
  5. People Make me Sick
  6. Provide Me with Sweets
  7. Pardon My Sobbing
  8. Pimples May Surface
  9. Pass My Sweatpants
  10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
  11. Plainly Men Suck
  12. Pack My Stuff
  13. Potential Murder Susprect