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Women Will Understand This! Men Should Memorize It!

Every women know that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth, and he takes his life in his hands!
This is a handy communication guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
Dangerous:

What’s for [...]

30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say…

Here’s 30 harsh things a woman can say to a naked man.
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.
3. Why don’t we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It’s okay, we’ll [...]

Grilling the Mr.

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.
So the man says to his wife, “Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill.” She says [...]

Men Can’t Be Trusted

A man leaves home to go fight in the Crusades and decides that his wife should wear a chastity belt in his absence. So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend.
He tells him, “If I’m not back in four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a [...]

How men choose what to wear…


Men’s English

I’m hungry = I’m hungry.
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.
I’m tired = I’m tired.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let’s have sex now.
I’m bored = Do you want to have sex?
What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.
May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you.
Can I [...]

What are your thoughts on this???!

This guy wrote the following article and as I read it, my mouth was hanging open! I realize how freaking unfair this may seem but I truly don’t know if I completely disagree…
The big problem is where to draw the line between safety and rights. How do you define where one persons rights end and [...]

My First Time…

It’s very hard to say. I’m almost…. in shock. I went out tonight and no married guys tried to pick me up…. just a few girls. So, ok. Here’s a little survey that I would LOVE to hear some responses on… PLEASE!!! If you go to a bar, one that you’d go to with the [...]

Help Wanted : Seeking Bitter Women to be Editor

Help Wanted:  Seeking Bitter Women to post about her relationship.
This is not a paid position, however it’s a fun one… this site ranks well on all the search engines and is getting alot of traffic… the women that ran that prior isn’t upset anymore and hence isn’t as motivated.  I use bitter loosely because of [...]

Of Course! It’s a Holiday!

Sometimes I wonder why I even try. After a while you have been hurt so many times that you find it harder and harder to convince yourself to try again. But then, unless you want to spend the rest of your life miserable and alone, you have to have at least a small amount of [...]

Demographics of a Man’s Brain

We all know the #1 thing men think about… SEX, SEX and more SEX… But is there any room left for other things? Well, here is a ‘Map to Understanding Men’ to use for your reference. I understand how frustrating you may find this image so, to all those hoping for the ‘domestic type’, please [...]

Enough is Enough!

Ok, I like to think I’m fairly level headed, keep my cool under (most) pressure. (Ya’ know. I only flip out about the important things, like a broken nail, the toilet seat being left up or when I catch my boyfreind with his tounge down some other chicks throat… you know, the important things.)
Recently, however, [...]

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