Dictionary for Women’s Personal Ads
Unlike men, I would like to show that women can take it, just as much as we can dish it out...us women have a sense of humor! Enjoy.
The Summer of the Flip Flop
While ABC News referred to 2004 as "the summer of the Flip-flop" I think they may have gotten a little a head of themselves as 2008 is offering up the best of the best in flip flops. Flip flops are no longer just for the beach as they can be coordinated ...
Women Will Understand This! Men Should Memorize It!
Every women know that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth, and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy communication guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, ...
If Men Got Pregnant…
Maternity leave would last two years... with full pay. There would be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's 1 health problem. All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. Men would be eager to ...
13 Things PMS Stands For:
Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy Mid-Section People Make me Sick Provide Me with Sweets Pardon My Sobbing Pimples May Surface Pass My Sweatpants Pissy Mood Syndrome Plainly Men Suck Pack My Stuff Potential Murder Susprect
30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say…
Here's 30 harsh things a woman can say to a naked man. 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are ...
Grilling the Mr.
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide ...
Men Can’t Be Trusted
A man leaves home to go fight in the Crusades and decides that his wife should wear a chastity belt in his absence. So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I'm not back in four years, unlock my wife and set ...
Men’s English
I'm hungry = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. I'm tired = I'm tired. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! I love you = Let's have sex now. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question. May I have this dance? = I'd like to ...
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