Whereas a man can insult a woman’s chest, butt, hair, face, stomach, laugh, voice, etc.; all with effect, men really only respond to phallic insults.

So, think of it this way, to insult a man’s penis (or even joke about it, really) is akin to a man insulting every possible aspect of a woman at once.

And, as has already been stated, there’s nothing a man can do to fix it, it’s like mocking someone for being disfigured.

Which is really, basically, what it is. A disfigurement. It’s a permanent loss of a man’s utility. He can try to cover it up through things like talent, but that’s the best he can do. Men are very jealous creatures, that you even think anything bad about his penis is an incredible insult - and even if you don’t, he’ll assume that you are. Even without malicious jokes, it’s a very cruel situation.

What I’m really trying to say is: this is the internet, and people are enormous assholes on the internet; that’s not a new thing. However, jokes of this type are far more cruel than their counterparts on men’s websites. Women really don’t have any common sexual flaws that they can’t fix simply by eating better and exercising. Even if a woman is cursed with being incredibly loose, this condition will generally be blamed on the man anyways.

That all said: a few of these were quite witty, it’s quite possible that I’m being a bit harsh; there should really be rules about staying up untill 7 AM while watching porn of ridiculously endowed men, then posting comments on an anti-men blog.

Still, remember: if men aren’t supposed to hit women because of differeing phsyical ability, then women shouldn’t be able to insult a man’s penis. In both cases, it’s extremely easy for one gender to harm the other, but they’re bound not to by morals. Any woman who insults a man’s penis fully deserves a beating. I’ll never be the one to carry it out, but I think this is fair.

By the way, I, Public Gym, am a guy. A red - blooded American male, therefore I know how males think. A small penis matters a lot to a man’s security. If you’re saying it doesn’t, then you’re either one of the kindest women on the face of this big blue marble, or you’re a guy with a small penis. What does it matter? It matters a lot if you’re a guy. I totally get this list and I laughed at it, and all A Better Woman was trying to do was share a little bit of humor and social commentary on the encounter of a small penis. It’s not to be taken seriously.

Secondly, I am not suggesting insult as a course of action, and I have never personally said any of these things to a man and I do not encourage the use of them. This site is meant to be fun, and offer wisdom or in this case a good laugh when you are having a bad day.

Please do not assume to know me just by a post that I have submitted. I have been in several healthy relationships, and I am actually still good friends will all of them. In all of my relationships I offered words of encouragement, and always tried to be the best friend and mate that I could.

Regarding insults in general, they just don’t work in a relationship. Instead of making eachother both so insecure that it’s a wonder you any longer feel human, it’s best to actually WORK OUT the problems, or call it off.

That the blogger here even suggests insults as a course of action suggests she probably doesn’t know what a healthy relationship is.

Really.

That is, unless that man happens to be really secure, then these are useless.