A poisoned vagina? What an intriguing yet stupid murder weapon

Women using poison to murder their husbands is an old trope – one going back as far as Claudius’s poisoning, which implicated his wife Agrippina. “Arsenic Annie” Nannie Doss saw off four husbands, as well as most of her family, in the span of four decades (she confessed to the murders in 1954). And now a Brazilian woman may soon be added to this pantheon of gloom.

Although this alleged attempted homicide was unsuccessful, the method will certainly go down in history: she allegedly put poison in her vagina, and invited her husband to perform oral sex on her.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/jan/32/poisened-vagina-brazilian-woman

17 Responses to “A poisoned vagina? What an intriguing yet stupid murder weapon”

  1. shazz says:

    Oh………….facepalm.

  2. cutiepie says:

    Wouldn’t she have, at the very least, gotten an infection? lol

  3. shazz says:

    It would have been murder/suicide.. because it would have killed her too.

  4. btm1 says:

    Why not just poison the food? In a restaurant… With a radioactive substance :)

  5. wilson says:

    radioactive things are known to giving people superpowers. That’s how spider-man got us and the hulk too.

  6. wilson says:

    but in real-life, that radiation could kill you. a poision vagina? never heard of it.

  7. Muzolf says:

    This is hilarious.

  8. agirl says:

    That picture is hilarious:)

  9. wilson says:

    Actually, has anyone ever heard of the vagina that has teeth? That’s more hilarious than this!!

  10. shazz says:

    @wilson: We covered that here a while ago.. more or less deciding that the blasted thing was more dangerous to the woman than good. The guy that is doing the raping (and gets one of those) is likely to beat the woman to death. Apparently it needs a Dr to remove it.

  11. i just spent 30 seconds staring a plus vagina. With hair.

  12. Zombie says:

    i think i got ya beat honeybunch2k10

  13. shazz says:

    Ugliest damn thing I have ever seen! LOL

  14. Zombie says:

    naaaaah….. maybe

  15. it has feet,too. Very strange.

  16. Zombie says:

    i think those are hands. looks to me like it’s a woman with a vagina for a face and she’s sitting with her hands folded in front of her on a table.

  17. pengu says:

    There actually is something that women could use. I’d advise against it because it’s incredibly cruel, but as an anti rape device I think it’s perfect.

    It’s called “rapex”.
    Link: http://i.imgur.com/j8VGI.jpg

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