Ladies, this is for you *hugs*. Men, y’all should read it, too.
Lyfe Jennings (a man)-”Statistics”
Alright alright alright yall settle down settle down settle down.
If you don’t know where you are this is STATISTICS 101
and I’m your teacher LYFE JENNINGS in the flesh baby.
Books out. Let’s go!
[CHORUS]
25% of all men are unstable
25% of all men can’t be faithful
30% of them don’t mean what they say
and 10% of the remaining 20 is gay
That leaves you a 10% chance of ever finding your mate
That means you better pay attention to these words that I say
I’m gonna teach you how expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10.
RULE #1
Don’t be a booty call
If he don’t respect you girl he gon forget you girl
RULE #2
If he’s in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
RULE #3
Tell him that you’re celibate
And if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it
RULE #4
Be the person you wanna find
Don’t be a nickel out here lookin’ for a dime
STATISTICS!
15% of all men got a complex
15% of all men don’t practice safe sex
20% of them come from homes without a father
and there’s a 50/50 chance that you’ll marry a coward
Something to think about when you’re taking a shower
Something to swallow when you’re drinking bottled water
I’m gonna teach you how to expose the 90%
and show you what to do to keep the other 10
[REPEAT CHORUS]
Be patient! He’s waiting!
You don’t gotta settle for that
Leave what is past alone!
Get you a backbone!
Stop being (sorry for) yourself!
Have you no checklist?
It’s gonna take patience
Time is still wastin’
Don’t be a booty call
If he don’t respect you girl he gon forget you girl
If he’s in a relationship
If he will cheat on her that means he will cheat on you
Tell him that you’re celibate
and if he wants some of your goodies he gon have to work for it.
Be the person you wanna find
Don’t be a nickel out here lookin’ for a dime.
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Considering your nationality, I’m not too surprised that you’re familiar with urban music. Me, well, I listen to people like Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Lil Wayne, Justin Bieber, Chris Brown, Rihanna, Usher, Bruno Mars, etc., all the pop/hip-hop/r&B/dance people they play on the top 40/mainstream radio stations.
Hey, wasn’t Lyfe Jennings in prison before he became an artist? I’m not really too big on my soul, but the only song i know of taht he made was “Must Be Nice.”
What about these lyrics?
[Chorus]
I’m a fuck around and kill yo ass
Edited by Admin: Im tired of Troll crap
@cer1992: You know something? as far as Im concerned, they are exactly the type of crap lyrics that incite violence.. against both men and women. Sad when the world has to listen to muck like that.
shazzzzy, just admit it. ur a scared little white girl of a hood nigga like me.
@wilson-my nationality has nothing to do with it. I listen to many different genres, including opera. And are Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne not urban artists? lol Let’s focus on the point of the lyrics.
@cer1992 what was the point in putting negative lyrics here? My post was supposed to be uplifting.
Oooh I get it, cer1992. You got absolutely nothing from my post because you’re part of the problem. It makes sense now.
Edited by Admin.. cer1992 is a Troll.
@mendon’tgetit Well, while Lil Wayne and Nicki Minaj are urban, they tend to crossover to make pop and dance music. Chris Brown doesn it too. About your post, yeah, it’s a really good thing you put that on there. Hopefully, it helps all of you get over all your problems you guys have and yes, it’s genuinely an uplifting post.
@cer1992-Here we go with the bitch word again. What’s wrong? Daddy wasn’t in your life? Mommy didn’t love you enough? You’ve encountered pressure to either be a bully or a victim? Got several women claiming you’re their baby’s father? The dna test came out positive and now you’re stuck paying child support to a woman you only wanted for sex? You only approach women who will let you run all over them, then got popped like Tina Turner did Ike and now you lookin stupid?
If you have a daughter, you’re karma is gonna backfire and men will call her a bitch just like you did me. You’ll only have yourself to blame. O, and your dick is probably infected with syphilis, so I wouldn’t blow you if you were the last “man” on earth. Yes, I used quotations.
My advice to you is seek professional assistance, and quickly.
@wilson-I understand what you mean about crossing over. A lot of them are doing it. And thanks for not being a jerk.
>>shazzzzy, just admit it. ur a scared little white girl of a hood nigga like me.
@cer1992: In your dreams dropkick. I eat little boyz like you for dinner.
Banned….
Well, the statement that only 10% of men are worth anything is a lot kinder as the norm around here.
wait… so if only 10% of the population of men are worth women’s time, what percentage of women are worth men’s time?
zombified-Look up the statistics. I’ll give you a head start, though. Some women are gold diggers, cheaters, and sluts.
Others will stick by you even if you go broke, are faithful, and haven’t fucked half the town.
Find out what percentage of women are the ones you’d take home to mom. Only thing is, I see men who pass up or leave a good woman for a woman who ends up doing him wrong. Then, he tries to go back to the other woman, but by then it’s too late (it’s happened to me twice).
There’s a reason my mom would say “he’ll come back…they always do”.
So, yes please be on the lookout for a good woman, but understand that she’s probably not gonna want to drink every night (if at all) or go partying with you. She may be a home body who just enjoys spending time with you. She’ll appreciate a walk in the park more than dinner at a 5 star restaurant. She’s not a party girl.
Good women are often overlooked because we’re not “fun” enough. But you know what? You go after the party girl thinking she’s gonna suddenly change and be a good mom/wife, you’re mistaken. Women like that will just leave the kids at a friends house while they go clubbing, well into their 30s-40s.
I will say that good women just may be as hard to find as good men are, which is why when you get one you need to hold on to her.
note: I’m not accusing you of anything, just sharing my experience.
25% of men cant be faithful? I was thinking more like 95%…
Also, I know guys will say that women go for the bad guys because it’s exciting. Well, for me, exciting just means he’s different from me.
Like, I’m shy and quiet, so if a guy is also shy and quiet, what the hell are we gonna talk about?
I like men who are leaders, strong and confident, but not arrogant assholes. There’s a difference. I like a man who can show me new things, take me places I’ve never been (it could be a local diner I’ve never heard of). Open my eyes to new experiences. The yin to my yang.
I want to trust him enough to give him control, and know he wouldn’t lead me in the wrong direction. I want a man who will stand up for what he believes in, not give in to peer pressure (friends/family).
I feel like if a guy is really quiet, I’d be the one taking the lead. There was this guy who wanted to talk to me, but was too shy so his dad, yes dad, asked if his son could have my number. I’m sorry, but a 20-something guy who can’t even ask for my number…isn’t gonna get my number lol.
@mendon’tgetit When I first got on here, I was trying to be a jerk or anything. I was just dumbfounded by all the things said on this site about the male sex, that’s all. But since I now know that it isn’t just talk without reason, I’m cool now and respect this site better than before.
Mendontgetit, and what can i do when the only ones who notice me, the only ones who i can actually talk to without them playing ice queen are the ones who fucked half the town?
Beleive me, i have tried, things is the one who might fit your description played hard to get for three years until i got tired of playing meal ticket. (And later i learned that she had tried to get me beaten up by her new suitor afterwards.)
While the more outgoing ones did leave me in the end, but those few months sure felt better as the years of futility i had before.
In the end i ended up alone either way, at least with the easy going ones i could say that i gathered a minimal experience.
Just because a girl is more fun, doesnt necessary means she is worthless. And just because a girl is quiet, it doesnt necessary means she is not actually a manipulative drama queen. The whole matter is far to complex to dumb it down to that kind of black and white view.
Oh hello again Honey.
“25% of men cant be faithful? I was thinking more like 95%…”
And who do these mean cheat with? I have to ask. Are there a few extrimely promiscuous women these men sleep with, or will women admit to be a part of the problem?
Muzolf-That’s funny because the only guys who seem to notice me are the ones who yell “Ay girl!” from their cars. Well, except the guy whose dad had to talk for him.
The girl you described doesn’t fit my description at all. I didn’t say she has to be quiet. I’m saying if she’s worth being in a long term relationship/marriage with, she won’t give a damn about you being her “meal ticket”. That’s sounds more like a gold digger.
Those girls are great for partying, drinking, sex and being impressed by your 2013 Mercedes S Class…that is, until the 2014 version comes out. They’re not ready to settle down, which is why they all leave you, probably for the guy who has more money or his own personal bar in his basement.
I had a friend like that. All she talked about was a guy’s status, how he could get in the vip at X club, his house is SO big/nice/whatever, he has # cars and is letting her drive one this weekend…She even turned down Red Lobster because that’s a “high school date”.
Yeah, meanwhile I would’ve happily gone, not only because it’s one of my fave restaurants, but because I could spend time with him.
But guys pass girls like me up because it’s easier to just impress a girl with money (and sex) than to show her you’re a gentleman (for more than 2 weeks) looking for more than sex and a little fun.
Guys have the “you’re stuck up” attitude towards women like me because I want him to come to the door when he picks me up for a date, and walk me to the door afterwards. It’s called treating me like a lady. O, and don’t let me wanna wait for sex *gasp. Just do it, and you’ll be treated like the king of the world.
And you might wanna stop looking in bars/clubs/parties.
My man will be so spoiled he won’t know what to do with himself. sigh
Then i have to say that i have never personally met anyone fitting your description. For me it was either the ice queens who ignored me most of the time, or the ones who… how should i put it, with far more experience then i will ever have.
Well, Muzolf I guess that means I’m one of a kind and the guy who let me go is a dumb ass.
And did I mention I’m gorgeous? *bats eye lashes lol
LOL
You allso happen to be on the other side of this planet.