by Riley
Women Will Understand This! Men Should Memorize It!
9:19 am in 'All About Men' Jokes, I Hate Men by Riley
Every women know that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth, and he takes his life in his hands!
This is a handy communication guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
Dangerous:
- What’s for dinner?
- Are you wearing that?
- Why are you so worked up?
- Should you be eating that?
- What did you DO all day?
Safer:
- Can I help you with dinner?
- Wow, you sure look good in brown!
- Could we be overreacting?
- There are a lot of apples left.
- I hope you didn’t over-do it today.
Safest:
- Where would you like to go for dinner?
- Wow! Look at you!
- Here’s my paycheck.
- Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
- I’ve always loved you in that robe!
Ultra Safe:
- Here, have some wine.
- Here, have some wine.
- Here, have some wine.
- Here, have some wine.
- Here, have some wine.
Let’s see what I learned:
1: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Lesson: That what adults ask kids, usually followed by a boisterous “Chuckie Cheese!” You’re a child.
2: Wow! Look at you!
Lesson: You’re ugly and know it. Possibly fat and ugly.
3: Here’s my paycheck.
Lesson: You’re a prostitute.
4: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
Lesson: Yep, you’re fat.
5: I’ve always loved you in that robe!
Lesson: You got fat because you lay around eating in your bedclothes. You’re lazy.
6: Here, have some wine. Here, have some wine. Here, have some wine. Here, have some wine. Here, have some wine.
Lesson: You’re a drunk.
You’re a childish, ugly, fat, lazy, drunken whore. Thanks for the insight into your “psyche.”
times of the month wtf? no wonder you hate men
i hate them too but
buy a new cliche
At Einstein Jackson the person who wrote this, wrote this for people to just have fun reading it. There’s no reason for you to totally insult this person. You don’t KNOW this person, and there’s no reason for you to say, “You’re a childish, ugly, fat, lazy, drunken whore. Thanks for the insight into your “psyche.””