If Men Got Pregnant…
Maternity leave would last two years… with full pay.
There would be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s 1 health problem.
All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM
Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
Women would rule the world!!
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AGREED!
LOL. I do agree. as well.
In england, women’s erm, very necessary toiletries are still taxable, even though
some non essential items still escape the net. Not exactly fair, I think.
There are 700 politicians in the house of commons, prob 50 women and yet
the tax law has not changed on the aforementioned items.
STill, i don’t call women in parliament women anyway.
I’ve often thought about that. Yet, I think if men were the ones to give birth, there would be a [lack of] population crisis.
Agreed.
lol that was funny!!!! hahaha Now, have you think about if men could get pregnant the world would over populated and more DNA testing would have to be done! Because guys just cheat and lie!! I hate men! I do like the idea of finding a cure for stretch marks though.
Hahahahaha! I love this post!
Men give birth!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Most men can barley tolerate a little sniffle, let alone carry a baby for nine months, gain weight and swell.Men are really sucky when it comes to pain or suffering of any kind, most are big babies and need constant attention and care to maintain their sense of composure.
Women are much stronger, in many ways.
men give birth, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HAHA So True!
there is NOTHING hotter then pregnant woman, and if men could get pregnant? Um, you wanna try?
hey now….those jokes started to sting a bit. haha but good though.
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