30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say…
Here’s 30 harsh things a woman can say to a naked man.
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.
3. Why don’t we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It’s okay, we’ll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no… I just got a flash headache.
11. (Giggling and pointing)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won’t take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the early bird.
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As seemingly funny this might be, I encourage most women to only use things like these in sentences where they aren’t afraid of emotionally scarring a man for years.
Really.
That is, unless that man happens to be really secure, then these are useless.
That is, your asses can be worked off with physical excercise, and large breasts aren’t required for intercourse. It hurts really deeply when a part of your body you can’t fix is insulted-somewhat like being introduced to the fact that you have a disfigurement you will have for the rest of your life. Men will be unrealistically hurt with penis jokes, even if they’re not really small.
Regarding insults in general, they just don’t work in a relationship. Instead of making eachother both so insecure that it’s a wonder you any longer feel human, it’s best to actually WORK OUT the problems, or call it off.
That the blogger here even suggests insults as a course of action suggests she probably doesn’t know what a healthy relationship is.
Personally, I do not think of a “small” penis as a disfigurement, and everything that is different about a person makes them unique. That being said, I do not think that size is in any way related to sexual performance.
Secondly, I am not suggesting insult as a course of action, and I have never personally said any of these things to a man and I do not encourage the use of them. This site is meant to be fun, and offer wisdom or in this case a good laugh when you are having a bad day.
Please do not assume to know me just by a post that I have submitted. I have been in several healthy relationships, and I am actually still good friends will all of them. In all of my relationships I offered words of encouragement, and always tried to be the best friend and mate that I could.
You people are getting this all wrong…are there really this many stupid people roaming around the Internet? This site IS made for entertainment and some social commentary. What A Better Woman is suggesting is something humorous, nothing more. That’s not to say that every woman doesn’t remember these quotes at the encounter of a small penis…but it’s meant to be humorous.
By the way, I, Public Gym, am a guy. A red – blooded American male, therefore I know how males think. A small penis matters a lot to a man’s security. If you’re saying it doesn’t, then you’re either one of the kindest women on the face of this big blue marble, or you’re a guy with a small penis. What does it matter? It matters a lot if you’re a guy. I totally get this list and I laughed at it, and all A Better Woman was trying to do was share a little bit of humor and social commentary on the encounter of a small penis. It’s not to be taken seriously.
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The thing few women understand about men is that they’re ego is far more concentrated.
Whereas a man can insult a woman’s chest, butt, hair, face, stomach, laugh, voice, etc.; all with effect, men really only respond to phallic insults.
So, think of it this way, to insult a man’s penis (or even joke about it, really) is akin to a man insulting every possible aspect of a woman at once.
And, as has already been stated, there’s nothing a man can do to fix it, it’s like mocking someone for being disfigured.
Which is really, basically, what it is. A disfigurement. It’s a permanent loss of a man’s utility. He can try to cover it up through things like talent, but that’s the best he can do. Men are very jealous creatures, that you even think anything bad about his penis is an incredible insult – and even if you don’t, he’ll assume that you are. Even without malicious jokes, it’s a very cruel situation.
What I’m really trying to say is: this is the internet, and people are enormous assholes on the internet; that’s not a new thing. However, jokes of this type are far more cruel than their counterparts on men’s websites. Women really don’t have any common sexual flaws that they can’t fix simply by eating better and exercising. Even if a woman is cursed with being incredibly loose, this condition will generally be blamed on the man anyways.
That all said: a few of these were quite witty, it’s quite possible that I’m being a bit harsh; there should really be rules about staying up untill 7 AM while watching porn of ridiculously endowed men, then posting comments on an anti-men blog.
Still, remember: if men aren’t supposed to hit women because of differeing phsyical ability, then women shouldn’t be able to insult a man’s penis. In both cases, it’s extremely easy for one gender to harm the other, but they’re bound not to by morals. Any woman who insults a man’s penis fully deserves a beating. I’ll never be the one to carry it out, but I think this is fair.
I have a small cock. No woman has ever said anything about it but it seems small to me. I intentionally do not date women or hook up with them in any way so as not to have a girl make fun of my cock or make any of the above jokes or comments. I really don’t need to hear it. I’ve taken myself out of the dating pool because I know women wouldn’t be satisfied with me. It’s the least I can do for them.
Wow. Some of these comments are nuts! People take things way too seriously. Personally, I have a copy of this up on my fridge that my ex gave me. I’m all about a good laugh. Who in the heck would even really use these “insults”? No one. Come on. It’s all in fun. And besides, everyone has their right to a preference. One person mentioned women that are loose, if refering to her vag then I say I know men that prefer loose to tight. Does that mean either way I’m going to die. No. Men need to loosen up.
Hey! I lost the last part of my message!
Ok, so men need to loosen up because it’s only a penis. Women like what they like. Men like what they like. There was more than one mention about women being able to “change” themselves to be attractive. Well I for one would go have my breasts enlarged or reduced to satisfy a man. So what is all this garbage? What I’m getting is that women are so mean to make fun of a penis. It’s just a joke. Just like the millions of anti women jokes men have out there. Lighten up.
Shoot! I meant I wouldn’t go have my breasts augmented for a man. I can’t spell. Sorry
I had to to do this MEN WHY DO YOU COME TO THIS WEB SITE AND YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS A SITE FOR WOMEN??? AND THEN AFTER COMING TO THE WEB SITE COMMENT ON WHAT YOU SEE??? AND TO TOP IT OFF GET OFFENDED???? AAAAAHHHH DUUUHHH ITS FOR WOMEN IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE WAIT A MINUTE I DONT CARE…
I like this site. If people want to vent, then vent. I don’t have a fear of hearing the truth, as long as it’s not bordering on generalisation.
Hey there let me first point this out it’s not a “if people want to vent” it’s really if WOMEN want to vent now I understand that men are allowed to comment on this site but the site is for women generally and because women are so kind in nature they allow men to comment. I felt the need to say this becuase I notice that men tend to generalizes things to make it seem unimportant and this site is important. THANK YOU!!!!!
Why is it so hard for people to see the parallel between penis insults and the pressure women face every second of every day to look like supermodels?
I’m sorry, but i found that brilliant. The pressure I’m under to look like a freakin twig with big boobs is ridiculous. This made me grin a little knowing I could turn the table.
someguy: spot on! I feel exactly the same way.
gt_nygirl: your comments re-inforce what the guys have been saying – you really don’t get it, do you? Do don’t listen. You didn’t take in what the previous (guy) posters said. You want guys to “loosten up”, you think they have no sense of humour and should take things less seriously. But for a guy this IS serious stuff. Let me give you a some clues: I have a normal sized penis but I still think it’s smaller than other guys! See, it’s like anorexia in women – completely irrational, entirely emotional and supremely important. A guy NEEDS to know that his woman is satisfied with the pecker. He obesses that she may secretly want something bigger. It is soul destroying. Insulting a man’s penis is guaranteed to instantly and permanently destroy your relationship with him, at the very least. For guys with a smaller than average penis, it must be even harder, but I still believe it is possible to have a successful relationship with a woman regardless of penis size.
Having said all of this, there is always the guy with the donkey dong who will step in here and say “who, me – I’m not insecure, he he he.”. Because he knows he’s the one that every other guy fears.
Shanna: Men come here to find out how women really think. Have you ever thought “I wonder how guys REALLY feel about this or that”? You know you can’t ask your partner or other guys because out of politeness they would tell a “white lie”. So how do you find out? By going to a guys only site. Have you ever done that? Maybe you should try it. You may even be tempted to comment …. Or, you may be so secure and self confident that you have and never will ask “I wonder how guys REALLY feel about …”
geez some people seem so stiff on this site..ya ya insults them, beauty eye beholder, blah blah blah. Well I thought this was hilarious..i laughed sooo hard. though I dont intend to use something like this (poor guys who’d actually hear it) but man, wat a horrid flame war going on around her…it’s probably cause there’s a bunch of chicks condensed in one place ah!~ it’s so bitchy LOL (and yes I am a chick) ha, well I love a good laugh, thanks XD
in all honesty…
why are guys looking up this website?
i printed this out, thanks xxx
Shanna, you wrote that women are so kind in nature which is a generalisation just like saying all men are dogs/pigs.
1) Not all men are pigs
2) Not all women are nice
No one will ever know the stats, but obviously in general, I know that more women are predominantly nicer than men. I can’t argue with that.
Ciara, You wrote- why are guys looking up this website?
Well, being honest (if you believe a man, that is) I used to use an online chatroom for about 2 months until it got boring. During that time there were some outbreaks of comments about I hate men. So, I thought, hmm, I wonder if there is a site for that and I found this and wow, some really nasty stuff.
Still, it’s the truth and it is not going to go away, nor will it change, in fact I think the global dating situation is getting worse, instead of better.
I agree with you aman, the global dating situation could be getting worse. I’ve never had a serious relationship and I already hate men.. Family members, guys teasing me, hitting on me, not listening to me, staring at my chest (even when not wearing slutty tops), and above all, belittling me and fighting every opinion I have on absolutely anything…
This site is so perfect for me, and I really can’t believe some men are actually playing along with this. It’s AWESOME! A lot of men would freak out and insult women for next to no reason except for the fact that they’d feel emasculated.
Thank you for creating a website such as this!!
This site is called ‘I hate men” for a reason. Men always have there “I hate women sites” which seem to be much harsher but if this site says one thing about a man’s penis, men freak out and write pity party comments. Whenever my boyfriend makes fun of something of mine I go right for the penis jokes. If he wants to treat me bad, I’ll treat him bad. Men need to be put in their place!
Hey Listen…
A man would say all those horrible things to a woman about her if she had a wierd looking or ugly vagina or something not perfectly wonderful about her genetiles…. So we can say what we want!
Luckily for men, woman are a lot less harsh in reality… but i’m starting to change my mind on being so nice to these men, and its quite sad really because i’m so young but nearly feel ashamed to be a female because of the views most men have created and look upon wemon.. and to be honest acthully most wemon bring it on themselves and that makes me feel worse!
So yeh, I would say that to a man if he deserved it.. if he was a ‘bad’ man.. trust me i would write 100 different things than ‘bad’ but i dont think you can swear on this thing lol..
I AGREE SniperWolf..
Men need to be put in thier place!
To whoever wrote these tips- THANK YOU!
Had a big laugh and thanks to this I already found a way to scare the hell out of all those “I’m tha Man, babe” in heat.
Now I know what to tell a guy, next time he criticizes me about anything.. I wish I had said that to the one who didn’t liked my face because of my mascara.. (though it appeared not having proplems with kissing it) he was offensive, It would had been the cherry on the top of the cake after I kicked is ass to hell!
It’s more than fair to say those things to guys that don’t have the sensitivity to understand the equivalent of their sensible penis is that women are sensitive about their bodies and they (men) don’t mind negativly commenting on that… Specially when I see too many girls being called “Fat” in their teens by them! Now they can call them “Small dick”!
And oh… do not forget… it appears that that’s the only way for them to feel pain, since they feel nothing after cheating, using, lying, abusing, manipulating women’s emotions and feelings… and scarred them for life!
Good One!
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That list was hilarious.!!!
you people are so ridiculous….noone is even gonna care how big or small anyone’s pecker is in a generation from now. wow…i hope you people are not the ones I have to repopulate the planet with after LT ellen ripley nukes the planet from orbit. Im supposing that anyone who does get insulted by those “jokes” is too insecure about themselves to think past their penis(trust me, it’s not all that) and they need to take a few of my courses in “how to become a sociopath in 30 days”. thanks guys, i’ll be here all week.
guys, why are you even reading this? women hate men, men hate women….who gives a sh*t? get a hobby and hide in your house. nobody likes you anyways. blame your dad, he probably has a small dick too. go cry in the dark where nobody can hear you. still, nobody cares about you or your small dick.
but you said it was a good size!!!!
hilarious! oh man, that was sweet.
You said your size didn’t matter to you……………………….honestly it should!!