Demographics of a Man’s Brain

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We all know the #1 thing men think about… SEX, SEX and more SEX… But is there any room left for other things? Well, here is a ‘Map to Understanding Men’ to use for your reference. I understand how frustrating you may find this image so, to all those hoping for the ‘domestic type’, please prepare yourself to be disappointed….

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  • indygurl

    I love your analogy of the man’s brain. You do need to revise it to add being a total slob and “what’s in it for me”. Otherwise, I think you hit the nail on the head. Kudos!

  • http://www.partyvan.info daniel

    interesting, shame this was originally done of the female brain and this isn’t original work. whoops, grow an imagination. We can all throw stereotypes around its very easy. Guess what, I actually enjoy no “ball sports” maybe you should increase my dangerous pursuits gland or something, anyway yeah men think about sex, but you can’t kid me, women do just as much, and its ok, you can admit that, your human its in your nature.

    as for the toilet aiming thing, thats just funny, no really it is. and whats this your saying men can drive, i’ll agree to that. but congrats keep setreotyping, who knows maybe a few biggots will agree with you.

    it wouldn’t surprise me to see you censor me, so go ahead and prove me right.

  • Anonymous

    Too bad women are just as bad (also, way to steal a joke made on women. Seriously, kudos).

    You fucking wish you could piss standing up, and women think about sex just as much as men, if not more. It’s human nature.

    However, I can only assume you believe that it’s because of “DA MANZ” that women enjoy cock. Enjoy your delusions.

  • tt

    these men are for reals pigs. but no im sure there are 1 in 100 good men out there. from every culture race color we are all individualls but one thing is for certain most all men have the same thing in common they lye rediculously cheat constantly and they of course try to make themselves feel better but attempting to make us feel like crap. i have 4 wonderful boys and they will treat thier women with the upmost respect if not appreciated then they can walk away and my baby girl will never settle for less then what she diserves and then some. and no we don’t need them i take good care of my babys without the support of a man thank ya very much

  • Jessica

    LOL! Just listin to these unintelligent dellusional “men”.
    Men’s brains are obviously smaller. There isn’t much room in there for much else.

  • mike

    Women are a godamn joke they do nothing but bitch all the time they are always talking about how bad men suck but honestly women are always moody, bitchy, complaining, unhappy and always nagging. Women have nothing better to do than talk bad about men but in all reality you women are the real shitty ones. Do yourselves a favor and go wash your stank pussies

  • Jess

    Hahahaha! Men are so much more like animals than women are, it’s untrue :)

  • Raj G

    Hahaha, it’s soo true, men do only think with one of their heads, the one in their trousers, i should know as i’m one of those men!! love women, love p*ssy too much!

  • Maria Skodolovska

    Yeah but mike u keep comin’ back for the vagina dont cha *winks*

  • Absinthe

    Oh yeah and a few of us can piss standing up. But then again you wouldnt know HAHAHA…I mean who the fuck sits at public toilets these days euuchh!

  • ava

    Men slag women off but WE can live without THEM, there the one’s that come crawling back to us.
    Men are just angry because they have there sex organ’s hanging off their lower torso and ours are all tucked in.
    Men’s brains are constantly on the Snail Trail unless you mention Sex or Food, then they wake up.
    Plus did you know that men are twice as likely to kill their selves over the death of a partner then a woman is, we just get on with life, they crumble.
    Men cannot give birth as they are a much weaker sex, THEY come out of OUR pussy.
    Plus men always act macho because their so weak and feel the need to constantly show off their masculinity.
    Men are more likely to kill them selves and have mental illness as they can’t cope once they leave mummy or their wife.
    Men aspire to the likes of Homer Simpson and Hulk Hogan, it isn’t a great gender to be,-male that is.
    Well there not all mentally sound anyway’s, a little slower.
    The way to deal with men is, in small doses, few and far between.
    Just get what you want from them and show them who is boss,
    men are like dog’s or retarded children, they need rule’s and guidelines it makes them feel secure.
    Look at the state of the worlds governments you cannot deny men are to blame.
    All brawn and no brain.
    I rest my case.

  • Pat T

    I think the problem women most have with men is the fact that sexual pleasure and release is usually only one sided, the man is always in a hurry and selfish about sex most of the time. Also a woman does not desire multiple partners and wishes to settle down with one mate and deeply wishes he does too. Those two things are the biggest problems between men and women. Men have a difficult time committing to a relationship, get bored easily and move on. Men really DO only want sex and food. AND A COLD BREWSKI.

  • Pat T

    Did anyone check on the Aug 13 2008 post by ANONYMOUS? That one was pretty seriously violent and I wonder why it wasn’t banned. You might want to let authorities know. A post like that even if it isn’t true is a serious threat, isn’t it? Isn’t it a crime to post something like what that sorry excuse for a male specimen wrote?

  • peniseslasher

    I think that we women should start cutting …

  • ladykiller

    Im going to buy a rifle and shoot over a hundred women but for know im just planen it out. But it will happen I would say in tow years it will happen but for know its just in the works.

  • jodeme23

    Hey ladykiller, thank you so much for proving how decent men are. Do me a favor…stop typing with one hand and learn how to spell. It’s “TWO” genius.

  • A Man

    You say your feminists because you dont want to say misandrists.

  • http://ihatemen.org fallenangel

    Ok we got a live one. Mr. misandrist or should I say Mr. Inadequate who calls himself ” A Man” Whats the matter this websites got your ego castrated move on and post your insignificant opinions on a misogynist site.

  • Draggis

    hi

  • Draggis

    add an extra sex please

  • Ahmed

    Oh… my…. God. I’m getting so sick of this fucking dumb stereotype.

    “We all know the #1 thing men think about… SEX, SEX and more SEX”
    No, it isn’t. I’m not even arguing about it. You’re just wrong.